The auto industry, big banks, global warming… these are just a few of the things I did NOT discuss in my last post on Funny Questions about Life – Part 3. The truth is, I feel it is my mission to ignore these questions. doubtful questions of life and follow my true destiny, which means reflecting on life’s funny but unanswered questions. Ready? Let’s hit it!
Funny questions – Group 1
They make bulletproof vests, so why not bulletproof pants?
Why do dollar stores bother to announce their prices?
If a cow is pampered, does it produce spoiled milk?
Fun questions – Group 2:
How do deer know to cross at the yellow deer crossing sign?
How can you advertise a product as new and improved?
If all you have in your pocket is loose change, does that mean your money is tight?
How can love be so blind but marriage so revealing?
Why are small chocolate bars called ‘fun size’? Wouldn’t it be more fun to eat a big one?
If a man’s house is his castle, why is my closet filled with 70 pairs of my wife’s black heels?
Is it possible for fat people to bathe naked?
When sheep rub against each other, do they produce static cling?
Fun questions – Group 3:
Pizzas are round, so what about the square box?
Do Woodpeckers Ever Get Migraines?
If feathers tickle people, why don’t birds laugh all the time?
If Superman is so damn super, why does he wear his underwear outside of his tights?
What is the purpose of the expiration date on sour cream?
When you call customer support they say “This call may be recorded for quality purposes” how come quality never gets better?
Why are there car windows in liquor stores when you can’t drink and drive?
Are Lipton Tea employees allowed to drink coffee?
Fun questions – Group 4:
How is it possible that self-help groups exist?
Why are croutons packed in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread?
If you’re reading while you’re in the bathroom, does that mean you’re multitasking?
Why do pharmacies make sick people walk to the back of the store to get their prescriptions?
Fun questions Group 5:
When I was a kid, I always heard that the truth will set you free, so why was I always sent to my room?
How do you know when sour cream has gone bad?
Whose cruel person decided that a nose job should be called a rhinoplasty?
How come you have to drive slowly and obey traffic signs all your life, but when you die, they let cars go through red lights? What is the urgency?
Oh yeah, there’s a ton more. Most of them refried, recycled, and ridiculous, but what do you want for free? What’s funnier are the people trying to answer them seriously. So stay tuned for part 4 as I go through the corners of my mind… which should take about a minute, and thanks for wasting a few moments of your life with Funny Life Questions – Part 3.